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When Vin Diesel jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Vin instead. Vin Diesel is the only man to ever defeat a Lösa Förbindelser Vin Diesel Jeans in a game of tennis. What color is Vin Diesel's blood? Trick question Vin Diesel does not bleed. Vin Diesel Vin Diesel Jeans two speeds: walk and kill. If you wake up in the morning, it's because Vin Diesel spared your life Vin Diesel played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won.
You don't hit Vin Diesel, Vin Diesel hits you! Strippers tip Vin Diesel. When you open a can of whoop-ass, Vin Diesel jumps out. Your attraction to Vin Diesel in no way affects your sexual orientation.
Vin Diesel is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's shit. You are what you eat. That is why Vin Diesel's diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children. If you spell Vin Diesel in a Scrabble game, you win. He just yelled at his TV in Vin Diesel Jeans bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear.
Vin Diesel has always been able to find Waldo, except for one time. He found himself stumped on the last page of Where's Waldo Now? The child began to cry and Vin ate him for good measure.
The incident has since been refered to as Christmas. Vin Diesel coined the phrase, "I could eat a Horse" after he ate every last unicorn in existence. Vin Diesel doesn't believe in rubber condoms. Instead, Vin Diesel Jeans sticks his penis in a girl, and uses that girl as a condom while fucking another. In fine print at on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Vin Diesel, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him.
Vin Diesel can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. Vin Diesel doesn't do pushups. Instead, he pushes the earth down. When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, "Holy crap!
That's Vin Diesel! At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with. In an average living room there are 1, objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself. Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection.
There were no survivors. Crop circles are Vin's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live.
Vin Diesel entered a vehicle that had no fuel but the fuel tank was filled with Diesel the moment Vin Diesel touched it. Vin Diesel can divide by zero. Vin Diesel was the hunter who shot Bambi's Mother. He then wore her carcass like it was a coat while he made his rounds at the local children's hospital.
The eternal conundrum "what happens when an unstoppable force meets an Vin Diesel Jeans object" was finally solved when Vin Diesel punched himself in the face.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Vin Diesel. If you were to lock Vin Diesel in a room Vin Diesel Jeans a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammy's. When asked why he doesn't do this Vin replied "Because Grammy's are for queers. On his birthday, Vin Diesel randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Vin Diesel invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. Click Here to Bookmark Jokes4us. Vin Diesel Jokes. Back to: Celebrity Jokes.
When Vin Diesel drinks pee, his asparagus smells funny. Vin Diesel is the reason why Waldo is hiding. There are two "I"s in Vin Diesel.
Jun 11, - Vin Diesel Classic Jeans - Vin chose a pair of classic-fit jeans for his look at the 'Fast and Furious 6' premiere in LA.
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